{"title":"Magnets","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"magnet-not-all-canadians","title":"Magnet - Not All Canadians","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-770d7994-7fff-ea1d-4cc3-97727be89f24\"\u003eBREAKING: Not All Canadians Are Polite—Some Are Geese.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLocal picnics continue to suffer as the Canada Goose has reportedly refused to follow national norms of politeness. Witnesses say it honked loudly at a child, then strutted off like it owned the playground. The Canada Goose is believed to be operating across parks nationwide and has yet to apologize for any hisses and pecks. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle Pricing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 1 for $10\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 3 for $25\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e (Mix \u0026amp; match your faves! Discount taken at checkout)\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur magnets are made to last with durable material and a strong hold that stands up to everyday use, whether they’re placed on a fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or vehicle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":53487377875233,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/7.png?v=1789156784"},{"product_id":"magnet-polite-as-f🍁ck","title":"Magnet - Polite As F🍁ck","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-ab9fd13d-7fff-32ed-2387-4a916cde7527\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlert! Stereotype of politeness sparks sarcasm from Canadians across the country!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNews has spread that Canadians have been known to have outbursts of clever retorts and satirical perspectives. Authorities on the subject report that up to 87% of Canadians combine profanity with politeness to ensure the recipient understands they’re annoyed but still their bud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle Pricing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 1 for $10\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 3 for $25\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e (Mix \u0026amp; match your faves! Discount taken at checkout)\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur magnets are made to last with durable material and a strong hold that stands up to everyday use, whether they’re placed on a fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or vehicle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53486312980769,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/5_1_4751c1bc-511d-4f91-bf74-bf0acbd80f2d.png?v=1789159588"},{"product_id":"magnet-head-beaver-in-charge","title":"Magnet - Head Beaver in Charge","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Head Beaver In Charge Does Leadership Dam Right\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLocal Residents are reporting unprecedented efficiency along the riverbanks this week, after a new \u003cstrong\u003eHead Beaver in Charge \u003c\/strong\u003e(also known as “HBIC”) took over dam operations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eReports are optimistic that having a HBIC in every group is essential to keep everyone else in order. This sweater is for those who \u003cem\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e they are their group's HBIC.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle Pricing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 1 for $10\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 3 for $25\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e (Mix \u0026amp; match your faves! Discount taken at checkout)\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur magnets are made to last with durable material and a strong hold that stands up to everyday use, whether they’re placed on a fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or vehicle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53492380172577,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/2_1_6c981abb-e71d-4a88-a2c4-f35b03ea7102.png?v=1789159425"},{"product_id":"magnet-bye-son","title":"Magnet - Bye, Son!","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBREAKING NEWS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWitnesses report the nation’s most audacious bison was last seen kicking up dust, giving visitors the stink eye, and muttering “Bye, Son!” before disappearing into the sunset somewhere off Highway 2. Citizens are encouraged to remain calm, mind their business, and let the bison process whatever he’s going through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle Pricing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 1 for $10\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 3 for $25\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e (Mix \u0026amp; match your faves! Discount taken at checkout)\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur magnets are made to last with durable material and a strong hold that stands up to everyday use, whether they’re placed on a fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or vehicle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53492392427809,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/3_1_7f5dad87-2435-4dee-a304-40ab25a6eba4.png?v=1789160072"},{"product_id":"magnet-smoke-your-greens","title":"Magnet - Smoke Your Greens","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGovernment PSA: Attention all citizens — nothing says Canada quite like the freedom to enjoy your greens from coast to coast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease join us in raising a perfectly legal toke in honour of our nation. Whether you’re on a rooftop in the heart of Montréal or tucked inside a tent deep in the Northern BC woods, it’s a badge of honour to spark up a little government-approved greenery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAren’t we lucky to live in a country where the laws go easy on the good stuff?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle Pricing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 1 for $10\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 3 for $25\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e (Mix \u0026amp; match your faves! Discount taken at checkout)\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur magnets are made to last with durable material and a strong hold that stands up to everyday use, whether they’re placed on a fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or vehicle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53492396589345,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/8_2.png?v=1789159780"},{"product_id":"magnet-from-eh-to-zed","title":"Magnet - From Eh to Zed","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreaking: The Canadian alphabet has officially been corrected.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOfficials have confirmed that the Canadian alphabet once again runs properly from Eh to Zed. Citizens are advised that any remaining references to “Zee” may be politely corrected at their earliest convenience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle Pricing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 1 for $10\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 3 for $25\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e (Mix \u0026amp; match your faves! Discount taken at checkout)\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur magnets are made to last with durable material and a strong hold that stands up to everyday use, whether they’re placed on a fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or vehicle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53492419887393,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/6_1.png?v=1789159997"},{"product_id":"magnet-polite-as-a-c🍁nuck","title":"Magnet - Polite as a C🍁nuck","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-ab9fd13d-7fff-32ed-2387-4a916cde7527\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlert! Stereotype of politeness sparks sarcasm from Canadians across the country!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNews has spread that Canadians have been known to have outbursts of clever retorts and satirical perspectives. Authorities on the subject report that up to 87% of Canadians combine profanity with politeness to ensure the recipient understands they’re annoyed but still their bud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eBundle Pricing\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 1 for $10\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e- 3 for $25\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e (Mix \u0026amp; match your faves! Discount taken at checkout)\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur magnets are made to last with durable material and a strong hold that stands up to everyday use, whether they’re placed on a fridge, filing cabinet, locker, or vehicle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53492627996961,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/4_1_3b6c11a0-bd76-4653-a1f9-d5c6d3549d88.png?v=1789162744"}],"url":"https:\/\/fromehtozed.ca\/collections\/magnets.oembed","provider":"From Eh to Zed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}