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The Canada Goose is believed to be operating across parks nationwide and has yet to apologize for any hisses and pecks. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🍁MADE IN CANADA\u003c\/strong\u003e🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"515\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from \u003cem\u003emidweight Canadian fleece in a 50\/50 ring-spun poly\/cotton blend\u003c\/em\u003e, it combines exceptional softness with durable performance. The ring-spun yarn delivers a smooth, refined surface that resists pilling and keeps its premium look and feel wash after wash! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"515\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnisex Style. 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Stereotype of politeness sparks sarcasm from Canadians across the country!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNews has spread that Canadians have been known to have outbursts of clever retorts and satirical perspectives. Authorities on the subject report that up to 87% of Canadians combine profanity with politeness to ensure the recipient understands they’re annoyed but still their bud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🍁MADE IN CANADA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e🍁\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"515\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from \u003cem\u003emidweight Canadian fleece in a 50\/50 ring-spun poly\/cotton blend\u003c\/em\u003e, it combines exceptional softness with durable performance. The ring-spun yarn delivers a smooth, refined surface that resists pilling and keeps its premium look and feel wash after wash! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"515\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnisex Style. 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