{"product_id":"tote-bye-son","title":"Tote - Bye, Son!","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBREAKING NEWS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWitnesses report the nation’s most audacious bison was last seen kicking up dust, giving visitors the stink eye, and muttering “Bye, Son!” before disappearing into the sunset somewhere off Highway 2. Citizens are encouraged to remain calm, mind their business, and let the bison process whatever he’s going through.\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight 100% cotton canvas tote measuring 15\" W × 16\" H, with long 12\" handles for comfortable shoulder carry. Reusable, durable, and roomy enough for everyday essentials, books, market hauls, and assorted necessities.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53493024588065,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/minimal-tote-bag-mockup-featuring-a-customizable-background-29604.png?v=1789166617","url":"https:\/\/fromehtozed.ca\/products\/tote-bye-son","provider":"From Eh to Zed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}