{"product_id":"tote-not-all-canadians","title":"Tote - Not All Canadians","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-770d7994-7fff-ea1d-4cc3-97727be89f24\"\u003eBREAKING: Not All Canadians Are Polite—Some Are Geese.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLocal picnics continue to suffer as the Canada Goose has reportedly refused to follow national norms of politeness. Witnesses say it honked loudly at a child, then strutted off like it owned the playground. The Canada Goose is believed to be operating across parks nationwide and has yet to apologize for any hisses and pecks. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🍁 \u003cstrong\u003eMade in Canada\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍁\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight 100% cotton canvas tote measuring 15\" W × 16\" H, with long 12\" handles for comfortable shoulder carry. Reusable, durable, and roomy enough for everyday essentials, books, market hauls, and assorted necessities.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"From Eh to Zed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53493015937313,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/4049\/6673\/files\/tote-bag-mockup-of-a-woman-with-headphones-on-the-street-29452_f79c4ea1-cf9e-440b-b5ba-66a474ad36d4.png?v=1775844332","url":"https:\/\/fromehtozed.ca\/products\/tote-not-all-canadians","provider":"From Eh to Zed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}