Classic Crewneck - Not All Canadians Are Polite

BREAKING: Not All Canadians Are Polite—Some Are Geese.

Local picnics continue to suffer as the Canada Goose has reportedly refused to follow national norms of politeness. Witnesses say it honked loudly at a child, then strutted off like it owned the playground. The Canada Goose is believed to be operating across parks nationwide and has yet to apologize for any hisses and pecks. 

This is the ultimate "throw-it-on-and-go" crewneck, designed for cold winter days and warm summer nights. This is the sweatshirt that will be keeping you cozy all year. Whether you're layering it over your campfire clothes, pairing it with vintage denim and a plaid, or throwing it on to politely decline plans, you're ready for it all with this extra comfy, pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater.

Soft enough to nap in. Bold enough to protest somewhat-true stereotypes.
Pairs well with: worn-in jeans, scuffed boots, and passive-aggressive wit.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit - Recommended to size up to feel extra cozy!
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!