Sweater - Not All Canadians

BREAKING: Not All Canadians Are Polite—Some Are Geese.

Local picnics continue to suffer as the Canada Goose has reportedly refused to follow national norms of politeness. Witnesses say it honked loudly at a child, then strutted off like it owned the playground. The Canada Goose is believed to be operating across parks nationwide and has yet to apologize for any hisses and pecks.  

🍁MADE IN CANADA🍁

Crafted from midweight Canadian fleece in a 50/50 ring-spun poly/cotton blend, it combines exceptional softness with durable performance. The ring-spun yarn delivers a smooth, refined surface that resists pilling and keeps its premium look and feel wash after wash! 

Unisex Style. Women may prefer to order one size smaller.