Classic Crewneck - Polite as ...

Alert! Stereotype of politeness sparks sarcasm from Canadians across the country!

News has spread that Canadians have been known to have outbursts of clever retorts and satirical perspectives. Authorities on the subject report that up to 87% of Canadians combine profanity with politeness to ensure the recipient understands they’re annoyed but still their bud.

This is the ultimate "throw-it-on-and-go" crewneck, designed for cold winter days and warm summer nights. This is the sweatshirt that will be keeping you cozy all year. Whether you're layering it over your campfire clothes, pairing it with vintage denim and a plaid, or throwing it on to politely decline plans, you're ready for it all with this extra comfy, pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater.

Soft enough to nap in. Bold enough to protest somewhat-true stereotypes.
Pairs well with: worn-in jeans, scuffed boots, and passive-aggressive wit.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit - Recommended to size up to feel extra cozy!
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!